GB / US
Dir: Michael Lindsay-Hogg
Starring: John Malkovich and Andie MacDowell
A ne’er do well and his girlfriend search for a thief after a priceless statue is stolen from their hotel room
This crime film flounders soon after it starts and then rolls agonisingly towards its inevitable conclusion. It features a scene that was filmed at an empty Holborn Underground station on the Piccadilly Line.